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Qualicum Beach is a small town on Vancouver Island. It is usually joined with another small town/city. Parksville. Their area is usually called Parksville-Qualicum. Qualicum has a rule that no brand name fast food restraunts can open there. It is populated by the elderly, families and natives. It is a great place to visit and have a relaxing vacation at. It is also great for kids because it has a elementary school (QBES), a middle school (QBMS) and a high school (KSS). But people want to shut down KSS, making Qualicum not the spot you want to raise a family.
Please stop them from shutting down KSS. It is a very important part of our town, Qualicum Beach.
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The single greatest beach in Canada. Best spot to party in the summer. Full of tons of sexy people everywhere you look.
Let`s go to Wasaga Beach, no ones ever sober in that town!
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A reality show based on teenagers in Laguna beach. People say its fake but who the fuck cares? Its a show. No body cares if you really know Stephen or LC or Kristin, and you know they're not really like that, ITS A FUCKING SHOW. PEOPLE WATCH IT BECAUSE ITS A SHOW. NOT BECAUSE ITS REAL.
Person 1: ITS FAKE OMG LOL DEATH TO MUSIC TELEVISION
Person 2: STFU why the hell do you care then?
Person 1: YOU ARE JUST A TEENY BOPPER PREP OMG YOU ARE SO BLINDED BY THE MEDIA
Person 2: ITS JUST A SHOW, GET OVER YOURSELF NO ONE CARES
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A show for the shallow They all try and pretend they are straight edge by wearing big X's the next time they go out to some dumb bimbo's party but they are lying. We know they are sluts that LOVE to drink and have sex. This show is all about ''Blah blah blah'' ''Jason this'' ''Cameron did that'' ''Lexie's a whore'' Newsflash: Nobody gives a fuck.
Laguna Beach girl 1: Oh My Gawd, Talon left me for that whore Raquel. I'm so upset
Laguna Beach girl 2: Yeah what a tramp Hey, let's go trash her party tonight!
Me: *kills both of them*
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A hilarious, albeit extremely slapstick and rather stupid, telivision program that aired on the cable network FX at the beginning of the 21st century A.D. The show was very satirical in nature, and full of innuendo and knockoffs of various cultures, movies, and so on.
The main character's name was Notch Johnson, and some of the other characters included BJ Cummings, Spank the Monkey, and Porcelain Bidet.
You'd have to watch it a good bit to really understand what was going on.
Son of the Beach was a show which almost nobody watched, and fewer people understood.
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Another way to say bitch please, also a really popular saying on clothes that you would wear to the beach.
i saw a shirt that said 'beach please' and i was like 'well, beach please'
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This is the week when a group of misogynist, over-privileged teenage boys who're steeped in the Bro Culture lure their female classmates to a house on the beach that's been stocked with several kegs of beer, junk food, and party lights. While there, they drink to excess, repeatedly lose their virginity, black out, drink more to get over their hangovers, and do it all again the next day.
What happens during Beach Week stays on the beach! I don't have any memory of having sex without consent with multiple female partners. Heck, all we had were a few beers, some laughs, and thoughts of becoming a Supreme Court Justice.
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