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ppl who dont like pakis are underestimating pakis cuz you guys have no personality mother fuckers!! u bitches everything on us ur the fuckin stupid sons of bitches who have small cocks or no cocks at all...fuck u ppl./..lifeless son of a bitches...fuck u and fuck u until u faint and u will suffer from pakis
examples of fags are all racist son of a bitches including mohamad, khalid, and the rest of the fuckers
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A sarcastic phrase meant to reveal a deceptive statement that downplays the significance of fundamental events.
"Other than killing him, I never heart him!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
"Other than all the names I called her, I never bulled her!" ... - Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.
Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.
Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.
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When some preferably puts ones finger in to his/her asshole/ bootyhole
Put your largest finger in someone's Ass whole/booty whole finger popping each other's ass whole
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a way to show your friends how much you want something when they deny it.
dude 1: hey dude wanna come with me to soobway
dude 2: I'm kinda busy at the moment, sorry
dude 1: I have your children in the other room
dude 2: oh shit, but I have your children in the other room too, soooo
dude 1: it didn't have to be this way, all i wanted was a sandwich
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worse than your mom gay, your granny tranny, your grand pap a trap, your sister a mister and your family tree LGBT combines...
Jaiman: Your mom gay
Kris: Your sister a mister
Jaiman: Don't make m...
Kris: Your granny tranny
Jaiman: Your significant other your mother
All stars launch into the sun causing it to expand by 3 times, engulfing all neighbouring solar systems and planets leaving only the sun and earth. The sun then says yeeticus Maximus and proceeds to collide into Kris making him explode into 1723548 pieces. Thus leaving Jaiman king of the cosmos
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When you can't find any other name
Person 1: What's your username
Person 2: It's "I couldn't find any other name"