Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves

Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose

Kisses His Own Ass

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.

Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.

Living your own life

Living in a way where you do not allow others opinions to influence your life decisions.

living your own life, what people who don't care what others think do.

Cockblock your own cock

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.

Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.

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She got her own

A mature, sexy crazy classy cool chick/WOMAN that has GOT HER OWN.. meaning she can take care of herself, her business, her own shit. She got everything down on her OWN. She don't need no man or anyone else, cause she is independent. She can take responsibility for her own grown ass actions and can pay her own bills and has has the maturity as well as the presence of someone handlin they business. Respected Lady forsure.

She don't need his money, SHE GOT HER OWN.
She doesn't need his car, and house, cause she got her own.

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Legend in his own mind

An individual who experiences grandiosity, with probable undertones of liberal to severe narcissism. Someone who thinks that they hold an immense amount of clout in the world when in reality they hold very little, or likely, none.

Don: I'm telling you man, when I got down on the scene everybody knew who I was. Shit I got the hookup for everything and anything.

Phil: Wow, there goes Don talking shit again. He don't know shit about shit. That dude is a legend in his own mind.

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my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

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