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A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.
Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.
Verb. an undefined, yet terrifying, sex act.
"What did you do this weekend"
"Wel, ha, I had a uh... haha, Bavarian Oyster."
"..."
Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.
Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight
When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.
Oyster Shooter
“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”
Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up
Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.
The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"