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Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.

Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark

by TTZman August 26, 2015


entitled parent

that person who needs to try the healing crystal brand: mind your own fucking business. with mind your own fucking business you can fuck off and see the world over the brim of your naga hat.

did someone speak spanish to someone else entitled parent? how about you mind your own fucking business.

by Baron The Great December 9, 2020


Entitled parents

The definition its the same of cancer of the society
Probably the worst enemy of any person in the street
Women who are entitled are popularly known as Karen
People who are entitled feel like they're superiors to others, and, a hint: they're not

I hate that Entitled parents, her name is Karen and Joseph

by asskali January 14, 2020


trans-not-parent

not transparent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.

by FloppyDude January 26, 2020


Parental duty

Like childcare but for your parents: Sitting around all day with your parents who came visiting you.
If you're at uni and having to explain to them why you don't have a girlfriend, why you don't have good grades, why you don't have a part-time job.

And if you're married already you send the day helping your dad with his garden and your mom in the kitchen why avoid the question "So why don't you have kids yet?"

John: Hey Tom, you comin' out tonight for Lizzy's birthday party? We're out to a nice restaurant before the club at 8pm
Tom: Nah bro, I can't this time. Got parental duty
John: Shit! Good luck with that

Example 2:
Chris: The whole office is going to Disney on Saturday, will Marianne also be coming?
Alex: Nah, she's got parental duty. She's taking her mom grocery shopping, and then for a haircut
Chris: Sucks to be her

by AIIah August 2, 2015


House parent

A parent that is high strung, obsessive and over protective. A do-gooder and know it all.

Sheila, the PTA president is such a house parent.

by Guad or Ed's March 17, 2017


parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.

"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".

by twistedinferno October 9, 2023