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An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."
Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!
A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.
Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!
A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.
Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.
"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."
Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood
T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away