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The drips of semen all over the female partners neck and chest.
"I like to leave them with a shiny pearl necklace, and have them on their way"
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Verb - To use a woke agenda and/or identity politics to separate a liberal from their money.
Quaker Oats is pearl milling Fabian and Greta because they're woke dumbasses with Feminist Theory degrees.
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The Pearl Garden is the act of a man ejaculating onto the pubic region or genital hair of their sexual partner, male or female.
"Last night my boyfriend came all over my pubes, I had heard of a pearl necklace, but this was like a messy pearl garden."
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after tittie screwing a girl the man shoots his manhood on the woman's neck...creating a shiny, wet, cheap pearl like necklace.
"Hey Bev...let me get a little closer so I can give you a beautiful pearl necklace"
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Guys that usually pretends to be in summer using shorts, even if its is winter in Seattle.
Eddie Vedder is one of those old boys using shorts, tell him it is winter and he is 43 y old.
....ohh, you are talking about those skaters called Pearl Jam?
...yes
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An American rock band formed in Seattle in 1990 which rose to become one of the best and most influential bands of modern times. Widely associated with grunge music, Pearl Jam also includes elements of classic rock, alternative rock, garage rock, post-grunge, and experimental rock. Easily recognizable by the bluesy guitar work of lead guitarist Mike McCready and the deep grungy voice of Eddie Vedder. Frontman, lead singer, and occasional guitarist Eddie Vedder is also an environmentalist and conservationist, which makes him badass.
Often hated by people such as modern rock and nu-metal fanboys, as well as a small group of grunge "fans" who claim that Pearl Jam sold out their roots, which, of course is not true... they simply adapted their music to the messages they want to spread. Many people say that Pearl Jam never made a good album after Ten, but of course these people have never heard any of their songs other than their radio hits. People can't seem to give any reasons why they dislike Pearl Jam without making themselves look like immature assholes, simply because it is impossible to dislike Pearl Jam if you sit down and listen to them.
Most well known for their songs Alive, Even Flow, Jeremy, Yellow Ledbetter, Betterman, Daughter, Just Breathe, and their cover song Last Kiss.
Creator of great unknown gems like Oceans, Tremor Christ, Garden, Last Exit, 1/2 Full, I Am Mine, Off He Goes, etc.
Person 1:Dude I went to a Pearl Jam concert yesterday
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: It was awesome as usual, I heard Given to Fly, I Am Mine, and Oceans, which are all my favorite songs
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Person 1: -walks in wearing Pearl Jam shirt-
Person 2: PEARL JAM SUCKS
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Their music after Ten is all retarded and ugly and silly and stinky like your mom and Eddie Vedder is a stupid stinkypants dumbhead
Person1: -plugs in iPod and plays "Brain of J." by Pearl Jam
Person 2: -silenced-
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Wher you are having sex and right before you come (either oral or insertion) you pull out and aim at the womans neck making your sperm form a neckalace.
My girl was giving me head and right before I came I pulled out and came all over her neck, now she's wearing a pearl neckalace.
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