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Adding or contributing a small (usually unnecessary) bit extra.
When John decided to help out the cleaning by taking away his rubbish from lunch, he was just adding pennies to the pile.
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A phrase used to describe a woman's psychological approach to the act of having sex with a man who, despite being hideously unattractive, is incredibly rich.
Nicole, you're 26... How are you dating that 60 year old guy?
Ben, you've got to fuck every penny.
to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
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Practical joke preformed while at a stop light on a beggar. As the beggar comes to the window a penny is heated in the cigarette lighter. When he extends his hand to receive a gift the hot penny is placed in his hand. This causes fantastic levels of pain in beggar (screaming is likely to occur) but he needs the money so he doesn't let go. Administer of joke should drive off quickly.
Sue - "I can't believe you just did that!"
Jack - "What!? The hot penny trick? It's a little something called a practical joke, I wouldn't expect you to understand"
Sue - "I don't see anything practical about it!"
Jack - "He kept the money didn't he?"
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A "Penny Drop" is a term used by the belligerent people of the middle class society. This word is used to define a situation that arises when a supremely STD infested ex-girlfriend proudly proclaims that she has transpired to receive an std directly from you in public for all to hear.
Dave: "Jimmy, have you been amongst the moistness of your heinous endeavours of late?"
Jimmy: "Bro, you would never believe it, I was at the ORI last night and I copped a Penny Drop.....!!!"
Dave: "Which disease this time broheim??"
Jimmy: "She claims....that it was...aids....."
Dave: "Well, you look well healthy, must be a penny drop".
Jimmy: "Dont worry bro, next time I will give her heinous fisting....no aids through the knuckles bro"
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When a guy or girl sees a "shiny penny" (a hot guy or girl) & all their attention is focused on them until they see a newer, shinier penny (a new hot guy or girl) & they completely forget about the first penny.
Girl 1: "Josh is so hot. I think I really like him."
*Hot stranger walks by*
Girl 1: "HOLY CRAP HE"S SO GORGEOUS!"
Girl 2: "What about Josh?"
Girl 1: "Huh? Who's Josh??"
Girl 2: "You totally have Shiny Penny Syndrome."
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Adrian plays the most beautiful tune on the pink penny whistle