Pete Wentz

The ugliest man on earth.

Person 1: Hey did you meet Pete Wentz after the show?

Person 2: No, but I met a monkey holding hands with Ashlee Simpson...wait a minute...

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sneaky Pete

the sexual act of sneaking an object into a girls anus while having rear facing intercourse

to perform the "sneaky Pete" or "stinky Pete" ask her to do it from behind, bury her face in a pillow, then insert the following; a pencil/pen, a dildo, a tv remote, or anything near by without her noticing. oh and just for fun yell surprise right as you do it,.... why not.

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Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz is a stupid,gay try-hard who should die imediatly.He IS emo as is his gay band,Fall Out Boy or,Fall Out of your arse Boy.(FOB)(gay)(pete)(pete wentz)(arse)

Lily:Hey do you like fall Out of your arse Boy?
Scarlett:No I hope they nall die expecially Pete Wentz who is gay
Lily:yeah,I know.

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Jesus Pete

Phrase screamed out of anger or excitement

I fucked Addie, JESUS PETE!!!!

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Pete Wentz

bassist and lyricist of the amazing band Fall Out Boy (not FALLOUT boy...not fall out BOYS)

although he is an ego headed asshole that is absorbed in his looks and fame oh AND his penis, he DOES write amazing lyrics and just happens to be a pretty good bassist.

and it cant hurt hes pretty good looking...although he sorta looks like a monkey. :

teenie fan: "LiK3 OmGz dId YoU s33 wh3N PeTe WeNtZ TooK hIs ShIrT oFf aT ThE FaLl OuT bOY cOnCeRT?!1? h3s SoOoOo HaWt!!"

me*prentending to be serious*-"yeahhhhh, he needs to go to the gym....."

*teenie fan completly dumbstruck*

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Pete-sketball

A game played in a highschool gymnasium where you toss a super bouncy ball against a wall using complex and fancy throws to get points.

Yesterday in gym, joey lent us his skull bouncy ball so me and the don played pete-sketball.

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stinky pete

Soiling yourself and using your foot as a plug to block the smell of excrement escaping from your bum

Did you hear about Kane? He had a stinky Pete!

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