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A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle
At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.
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Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !
- " ping pong merrily on high . "
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a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual
i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong
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A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
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When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.
Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.
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Jessica threw her feet up on the Ping pong table.
Cassidy: get your feet off the Ping pong table.
Jessica: No, ping pong is German for foot rest, bitch.
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