cleaned your plate

absolutely smashed a woman's box clean off

that guy just cleaned your plate

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mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

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gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

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hot-plate-combo

Hot-plate-combo: (noun): The act of, when the bottom is in the 'on all fours' position, of inserting the thumb into the butt. The hand of the top is in the 'hot-plate' holding position, i.e. the thumb on top, the 4 fingers and palm on the bottom. The palm and fingers then cradle the scrotum, the penis falling between the middle and ring fingers. The previous stated is simply the "Hot-plate". The combo part comes in when the thumb is moved clockwise and counter-clockwise, a motion in which you would use to open a combination lock. This massages the scrotum and pleasures the bottom.

Tate gave the twink the old 'hot-plate-combo'.

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Pie Plate Nipples

Huge areolas that seem to cover almost the entire surface area of the breast.

Whoa! That chick's got pie plate nipples! They're huge!

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low vibrational plate

a hood rat plate

“What is on your plate? That is a low vibrational plate and a HOOD RAT plate, you couldn’t pay me to eat that.”

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dicks on a plate

any variation of a sausage dish

Mom: Honey, breakfast is ready

Son: What is it, mom?

Mom: Scrambled eggs and sausages

Son: AKA dicks on a plate, huh?

Mom: You watch your tone mister

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