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Before having sexual intercourse with a female, the male lathers his penis in mayonnaise. Then, the mayo-covered penis is inserted into the female and sexual intercourse begins.
I was going to give your mom the Norway Poke last night, but I used up all my mayonnaise on a sandwich earlier.
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A penis shaft that is covered in diarrhea, and once pulled out, topped with peanut butter and reinserted into the anal cavity.
Dude, I was railing that chick in the ass last night, she neglected to tell me she had the runs, so I ran and grabbed some peanut butter, put it on the head, and reinserted, thus I gave her the "Buckeye Poke"
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Someone who is still near the begining of a Pokemon video game. And has gained three or more legendary Pokemon, as well as three or more super powerful Pokemon.
Them-
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol
You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.
Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game
You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew
Them-
Hahaa
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The act of banging a bitch while she's on facebook
I super poked shannon last night while she was on facebook!
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when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff
jeff pokes rosa back
rosa immediately creams herself
this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
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When you give a woman cocaine for sex. Or simply have sex while using cocaine.
Im gona stop by the meth clinic and see if there's any sluts looking for a coke poke.
I coke poked Liz last night, bitch is a ho!
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someone who fucks another with their toe.
that lady is a toe poke. poor boyfriend...
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