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High recommended when dealing with:
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc
Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent
Police: When we find the guy who robbed your house, we'll arrest him!
Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!
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That's the MEtropolitan Police station over there
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1. A car driven by farmyard animals, mainly pigs.
2. Something that most black people spend half their life in the back of.
3. Something the almighty Tree Frog commands
oh right...and apparently is a vehicle used by something called a.....police.....man.......i aint too sure about that though.
AHAHAHA HELLO!!!!! MY NAME IS JAMAL!!!! AND ON MY PASSPORT MY PERMINANT ADRESS IS THE BACK SEAT OF POLICE CAR 22093!!! AHAH AI CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT MY DRIVERS OFFICER McKAY AND OFFICER LEROY COMING TO PICK ME UP!!!! AHAHAH I LOVE MY POLI.......*gets killed in drive by*
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A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars
John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"
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Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
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The crueslest, most sadistic crime against humanity. Especially when that same officer wins Policeman Of the Year
Drake: Did you hear about the kid who was killed? By the NYPD? Talk about police brutality.
Evan: Yeah! It's really sad. The officer one policeman of the year...
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Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police