Powder-ass

Someone who constantly needs their butt-hurt soothing and pacified. Usually privilege deniers.

ie "I am not racist! I am no sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy."

ie "I am not racist! I am not sexist! Its not racist to say no to pregnant female refugees and Mexicans really are criminals. I am crying right now because you called me racist." reply: "stop being a powder-ass white boy. I will not soothe your butt-hurt over this."

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happy powder time

You drug dealers code name only the funny drug dealers qualify for this name

I wish my drug dealer would throw me a happy powder time

Hey happy powder time can you get me coke

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Lebanese powder coat

Beginners guide to Lebanese powder coat:
1.masturbate

2. Spunk on flat smooth surface
3. Get hair drying and dry your sperm
4. Keep in a cold dry location
5. Have fuck with woman
6. When about to ejaculate get dry sperm
7. Salt bæ your woman in the eyes with sperm
8. RUN

I totally Lebanese powder coated your maw last night EH

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Black powder therapy

Feeling frustrated? Shoot some guns! You'll feel better before you know it.

I need some black powder therapy.

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Powder Keg

The act of taikng an obese subject and introducing a considerable amount of baby powder to the anterior surface of the perineal region in order to find a wet spot...

She said she was,"ready". Well I had to be sure so I powder kegged her and that revealed her wetness from within.

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Powder Mill Middle School

1)a joke
2)horrible school

Should I go to Powder Mill Middle School?
No that school is a joke.

Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt

A coital maneuver wherein an obese male sexual partner hurls a handful of confectioners sugar upon the ambiguous lower fat rolls of his female partner. When the female partner has produced enough vaginal secretions to wet the confectioners suger to the point of translucence, the male partner will have sufficient indication as to where he ought to fuck that bitch.

"Meet me in the back of the Old Country Buffet and I'll go on a Powered Sugar Treasure Hunt with ya."


"Dude.... you slept with Susan?"

""Yeah, I totally tapped that!"

"How?"

"It was little tricky, but I just gave her a Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt, and the thunder was rollin' in no time!"

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