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When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.
My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.
This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.
The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.
2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
A parent that keeps going to prison.
Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?
When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”