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Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024


Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture

Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.

by WartymeTheGreat November 09, 2021


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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025


puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith March 27, 2018


Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.

I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.

by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023


Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens April 05, 2018


puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it

Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan

by Tyler_spees November 10, 2018