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When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.
Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."
large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.
When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."
"he's got major puppy chin"
To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
"I'm tired of this place, let's kick this puppy."
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A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
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A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:
"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"