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A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.
Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.
The most beautiful person you will ever come across. Stunning black hair, cute face, just adorable in general. She's super smart and will instantly make you smile. You're lucky to catch a glimpse of her and godlike to catch her looking at you. Good luck in asking her out, because you will need it!
Me: *nervous* Rashe, how was your day?
Rashe: It was great! How was yours?
Me: *happiness beyond compare*
when you wear fake ass jewelry
why do you have a neck rash?
oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry
When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
When you eat a girl out and you get irritation on your chin
Damn bitch gave me chin rash!
You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”