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Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

by Grey December 20, 2004

119πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat πŸ˜­πŸ™

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

30πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Don't click Read more

Usually followed by half of E.T's face.
If read more is clicked you will see a message saying "You are a rebel, i like you ".
It is an incredibly overused comment on youtube.

Pyrokiller69: Don't click Read more
ElfMcFucker: *clicks read more*
Pyrokiller69: You are a rebel,i like you.
ElfMcFucker: Oh ffs

by youngscrubm8 December 1, 2015

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it!

Something unbelievable, amazing or superb.

See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! That movie is great.

by Ramakrishnan Srikanth October 27, 2005

47πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.

Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!

by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019


if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021


Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 March 1, 2017