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The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"
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When you get so drunk that you become retarded and you tuck you elbows into your side and still try to use you hands, but they are short and useless, just like a T-Rex. This state of drunkeness my also be accompanied by slurred yelling that sounds like a roar. Getting this drunk usually involves blacking out and falling down.
Keven got so drunk last night he started T-Rexing.
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A politically correct, office appropriate abbreviation for Vaginasaurus Rex.
OMG, Joan is such a fucking V. Rex. She's on a cunty rampage today.
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A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
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any Clitoris thats as big as a thumb and takes you by surprise
man I was with this girl and she had a Clitoris Rex , I yelled when I saw that thing
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Biggest Fag in any Fraternity house. Often the guy who can't hook up with his own right hand. One who often can't even tell when he's firing blanks until he looks down the "barrel" and loads one off into his own face. fucking disgrace. aka "Fuck Noodle"
girl 1 - " did you meet that one guy at the party?"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"
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My brother was a pothead since he dropped out of grade school, hes a reefersaurous-rex.
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