rocket power

a show on nickelodeon that is so dumb its funny. The only real contribution it has ever made is the sweet "woogie"handshake

A regular conversation from rocket power

twister: dude, you caught some gnarly air
otto: ya silly sweet
(woogie handshake)
otto: yo squid you ate mad beefcakes
squid: ya im a lame-o shooby
reggie: i was born with purple hair

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rocket fold

The foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

I cleaned my rocket fold out with a q-tip last night

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Rusty rocket

When you do anal and there's excrement on your cock

I shaged her up the arse and when I pulled out I had a rusty rocket

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Rocket Biscuit

Another word for a lighter.

Rick: Say kenfolk, let me get at that rocket biscuit.

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shit rocket

Another name for a Volkswagen Scirocco.

I thought my Honda was bad till that shit rocket passed my ass.

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Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

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Rocket sauce

A specialty sauce, usually harvested from the penis of humans, but the rarest and most expensive breeds of rocket sauce are harvested from only the finest reptiles.

Judy, may you please hand me the burmese python rocket sauce? My beef tenderloin is rather dry, and needs some hot reptilian saturation.

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