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When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
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(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.
The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
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device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin
the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.
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rod stewart
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
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A middle aged balding, scooter riding, cat loving faggot ass of a man. Who when confronted cowers like the bitch he is and crys to his wife who then bitch slaps him and sends him to his top bunk.
Look It's Jimmy Rod on his scooter, holding a cat, with a black eye. I'll bet his wife kicked his ass again.
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background came from a bunch of guys in a tech school auto tech shop. A connecting rod is another term for a penis. called a connecting rod because it "connects" a man and his bitch together
she keeps moving away so its time for the connecting rod.
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A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.
I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.
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