Hitler Rule

The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.

Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.

Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.

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Rule 18

Do not watch porn with a girl they think of crazy things to do afterwords

*movie ends*
Girl: Hey lets go do *beep* and *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* and than *beep* ok?
Guy *looks at girl* WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!

rule 18

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Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

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Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother

Ja Rule raps like the Cookie Monster

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Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

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CAD rule

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.

Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!

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Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.

Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.

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