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A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.
Syn.: Awesomeness
1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name
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Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.
LOVES CATS
druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.
Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!
Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!
Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?
Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!
Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!
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a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard
Ryan was beasting at beerpong
Ryan was o shitfaced
Ryans horny
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This term was started from a SNL skit from tonight. The Ryan is a general term for a man who whilst under any intoxication, fornicates with food items. This is NOT limited to McDonalds.
Man: Dude thank God I bought all these double whoppers, the skit only shows them as McDonalds food. Thank You Burger King!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
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a guy that is nice and sweet and will do anything to make you happy
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you
Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT
WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin
Ryan: I love you babygirl
Yasmin: I love you 2 babe <3
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Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.
Wow did you see that new gay guy?
Yeah, he's such a Ryan.
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One who sits cross legged very femininely with a napkin on his lap when eating at restaurants.
Ryan sits like a girl with a napkin on his lap. His date even pulled the chair out for him haha and Ryan says that chivalry is dead.
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