holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

Shrek music

Music in the shrek films.
Usually some form of fast talking alternative rock. Coined by Ethan Klein.

Wow that song sounds familiar, sounds like shrek music.

Hot Shrek

“hot shrek” Is when you say something to describe that that object or person you’re talking about is hot on the highest level: Shrek level

Man: Bro, That’s some hot shrek right there
Man 2: Innit mate. I’d like to get sum of the shrek right there

shrek-button

the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background

Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.

Shrek Rizz

YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)

Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz

Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

Shrek Balls

Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.

They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.

Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”

Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”