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Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh April 27, 2016


Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico February 16, 2007


Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico February 28, 2007


Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021


safety dope

Doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. Safety first!

I told my buddy Mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. Safety Dope

by THE FUCKIN UNICORN October 8, 2015


Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018


Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 5, 2012