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A town who's roads don't make any sense unless you're loaded on LSD. The stinking arm pit of Minneapolis.
I'd meet you in Saint Paul but I don't want to have to take another shower when I get back home.
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The most undeserving superbowl football winners ever made in the NFL. they are a bunch of assholes who pay refs to put calls their way and win games when they really just suck ass. How about that 2009 NFC championship game against the Vikings? don't tell me that wasnt a rigged game, A pass that was clearly on the ground counted as a catch, a pass interference call on chad greenway when he never touched the pussy reciever, but the ref called it anyway because he was payed. then a 4th down run that was reviewd and the guy fumbled the ball and they gave it to them anyway. in other words, the New Orleans Saints are the most hated team in the NFL and they should burn in hell with their faggot ass coach.
Me: anyone else see that NFC championship game last night?
friend: yeah it was so rigged sean payton is a stupid bitch who can't honestly win a superbowl.
Me: ik fuck the New orleans saints
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SMS girls are just wanna be bitches. They are just looking for any way to get laid, not intrested in any sort of long time relationships. They can often be spotted wearing UGG boots (often seen worn by celebrities), 7's jeans, and driving around the greater Raleigh area in their Land Rovers or 04/05 Mustangs. The only reason they are fast talking, is to up hold the well known reputation of previous SMS girls back when it was a college as well as high school. These girls were born into wealthy ass families and will probably never have to work a day in their life (living off parents or marrying on of their one night standers from Woodberry or Ravenscroft or Broughton).
SMS girl: "Oh My F'ing God there is dirt on the bottom of my UGGS. Oh well i'll just get my dad to transfer me some money and go by a new pair"
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A school that promotes white privilege, and only has minorities due to the athletic department. This school frowns upon diversity and was only made for the rich.
Im white and racist, i must go to mount saint joseph
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The one day of the year when it doesn't suck to live in Savannah.
I got river faced on shit street
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A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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A large town. Only awesome people live in St. Joe. 76,780 estimated population.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: California.
Person 1: you suck. I live in Saint Joseph, MO.
Person 2: You are so lucky man!
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