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1. Having made a huge mistake resulting in regret.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.
"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."
"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."
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When one ball is sweet and the other is salty
Dang sweet and salty is the best flavour
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A person being extremely upset and over dramatic, often caused from getting your panties in a bunch over nothing! Person is usually irritated for the rest of the day.
Craig had salty balls because someone told him his shades were ugly.
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Derogatory term for someone with Daltonism (that is, colorblindness).
Red or green, you salty dalty?
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One of the male/female persuasion that talks tons of crap before a game...then gets completely owned. Afterwards he makes excuses, leaves early, or quits as soon as he gets to the lobby. WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM BEFORE!
Dude, i was playing online the other day and encountered a salty noob
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noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.
noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".
Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :
1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
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Sprinkling salt and pepper into a girls vagina and sniffing it up to cause yourself to sneeze onto her vagina.
Hey julia, i enjoyed testing salty dragon with you.
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