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Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009


Crystal Sea

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.

I wish I were near Crystal Sea.

by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020


sea creeper

Matthew Schwartz

Shut up you sea creeper.

by Jackhaterzclub August 13, 2017


sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 02, 2018


Sea Cunt

Oceanic creatures with vaginas

Look at that sharks sea cunt

by Squidwards Bitch September 22, 2017


Buried at sea

To deficate on a persons head while they are in a body of water.

Jon passed out and spilled beer in the hot tub, so he was buried at sea for his mistake.

by bishopMP May 03, 2011


Sea Parrot

Pembrokeshire slang for a Puffin.

They eat those sea parrots in Iceland you know.

by SeaParrot September 12, 2021