lying season

A kick ass song by Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains fan 1:

"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"

Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!

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Cheek Season

The time of the year where all you want is some cheeks (booty/pussy), and everything else on your mind is gone, your mind is just stuck on cheeks.This mainly happens the summer because there is no school and teenagers have a lot of free time.

Joe- yo we out to play ball tomorrow?

John- I don't know man, its Cheek Season and im honry as fuck I need to bust something real quick

Joe- aight, whatever man

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FLU SEASON

Flu season that sexy time of year where everyone is getting the flu so when your priest molests you while having the flu and spreads it to you he can say oh well it's flu season

My father says it's flu season so no messing about

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Rona Season

a time to drink some ronas with the boys. The word was popularized by my boys Kyle and Jesse from Nelk. Full Send eh.

I invited the boys over cause its rona season.

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Indictment Season

Indictment Season- A time when all criminals get busted for their crimes throughout the entire year, or even over a course of years. Mostly for drug transporting, murder, prostitution, or selling to C.I.'s ( Confidential Informants). This season usually takes place in the summer or early fall, sometimes winter.

Guy 1 : Damn bro, I keep seeing unmarked cars today.
Guy 2: Yeah i know bro, It's really indictment season around here right now, so if you doing anything, you better stop.
Guy 1: I aint worried bout no pigs, F--- 12. I smoke my gas (potent weed) and mind my business.
Guy 2: Yeah well just remember what i said, stay out the way bro.

Girl 1: Oh my god y'all! They just had a drug bust across town!
Guys 1 and 2 : Damn!! We was just talking about that!

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sweatshirt season

the act when a girlfriend steals her boyfriends sweatshirt

“hey baby it’s cold take my sweatshirt”-boyfriend “i sure do love sweatshirt season”-girlfriend

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Bag season

This term refers to the time of year when it is usual for one to become bagged or depressed.

Person 1: hey man wanna play?

Person 2: sorry bro it’s bag season, i gotta go home and cry

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