deep seat injection

A prank where you pull yourself down on a foam chair, fart, and switch chairs with your friend or enemy. When they sit on the dsi’d chair the smell puffs out. What a surprise!

My chair smells like shit, maybe Seat got a deep seat injection (dsi) by my shitty coworkers.

Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.

Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.

Make out seats

The back seats in the last row of the movie theater. Usually used by young couples and horny 11 year olds to make out without anybody seeing them.

Person:Ew, theres some 15 year olds in the make out seats! Gross, you can here them too.

15 year olds:*Continues to suck off partners face during movie*

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One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

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Passenger Seat Sneaken

When you are in the passenger seat next to a friend/family member on the way back from getting takeaways from a drive-through, and you slowly start consuming the contents of the bags/packaging on your lap, i.e. chips, drinks.

Dude 1: Holy crap, by the time we got back from McDonalds last night, Jason had eaten the whole fucking bag of fries.

Dude 2: You totally got Passenger Seat Sneaken.

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Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

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have several seats

When somebody says/does something so unbelievably dumb that they need to just sit down, shut up, and not do anything else; when the stupid is so strong that just one seat will not do. Also can be used as an expression of self-disapproval when one has an unbelievably dumb thought.

1) Donald Trump: "I will build a giant wall that Mexico will pay for!"
Smart person: "Have several seats."

2) My boyfriend and I were talking about our futures, and he said he wants to do some things before graduating college but one depends on our relationship. After a few days at home on break, I'm starting to think he was talking about marrying me. We're both 16 and haven't even kissed yet. I need to have several seats.

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