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Kiss the person you like the most on the lips
“September 28-The day where you can kiss anyone you want on the lips
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September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.
Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”
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The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.
He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.
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Its September 10th, time to choke on my bf's dick
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If your born on this day you have a massive cock!💦🍆
I was born on “September 21.”No wonder his cock is huge! I might have to fuck him!
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Today is the day when you can slap anyones ass and they can not say nothin about it and cannot complain. And if they do they have to kiss ur ass.
Justice: "slaps ass"
Huge dude with mucles: Aye wtf man!!
Justice: Its September 17th mf kiss my ass!!!
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A date the swaggy kewl kids were born on. If you were born on september 17, your probably a crackhead.
“Hey that girl looks like she was born on september 17”
“Why”
“Because of the crackhead swag energy she gives off”
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