shag some balls

Hitting some practice balls on the driving range at the golf course

Wanna go shag some balls before we play a round?

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Cruise Marry Shag

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.

Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron

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Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

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shag your vajag

shag = fuck
vajag = vagina

having sex.

"Can I Shag Your Vajag"

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Shag/bag/rag

A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise

you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.

SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum

ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum

RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller

CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)

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Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.

Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.