The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning
1. to masterbate
2. to get a handjob
3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants
Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.
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A kiwi dude who walks around to his theme tune of 'dude looks like a lady'
I can hear 'dude looks like a lady'! Oh stick shift is coming
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Paint on a car that seems to change as it moves.
1:
Peter: WHOA! Did you see that ride?
Johnny: Yea man. Sitting on 26s with custom color shift paint. It changed from blue, to purple, to pink!
2:
Color shift paint make people stop and stare as you go by!
Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!
"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"
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Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
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stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo
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Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.
See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
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