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Colloquialism/collective noun
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.
when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo
bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique
A pre-event team ritual, usually associated with a sporting match. The team will shout GIN SHOWER and rally in a circle with their right arms all pointing inwards and slightly down. The team will then, in increasing speed, run in a clockwise circle raising their voices and arms in unison until finally at a point determined by the majority, they will all end their yell/cheer at its highest volume while throwing their arms upwards. It is only ever performed before an event or match, to bring good luck.
The team performed a Gin Shower just before stepping onto the court.
An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.
Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.
When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.
Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"
Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."
Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."
A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
a shower taken when you are about to be part of an important event such as a party, or when you are going to tackle a challenge. the shower is not done till you leave the bathroom
for the duration of the shower you may use your best soap, wash cloth, toothpaste, etc.
if you do not come out of the shower with your game face on, you did it wrong
possibly the best shower known to man
(don't forget to gaze into the mirror)
Jeff was late for his own party because he was in the gametime shower.