shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.

person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..

Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

shrek bae

shrek bae is when you have a really ugly boyfriend or girlfriend. you might use this phrase to describe your best friends new man or girl.

" ugh i really don't like Shirleys new boyfriend, he's a real shrek bae"

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

Shrek Swampa

A play on the song Mo Bamba by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

Shrek Swampa is legit

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied