Sir Billiam the III

Tales from the SMP: THe Masquerade
A "normal" wealthy man live in a big mansion not suspicious at all

Sir Billiam the III: "Drink that! It's high in vitamin B"
Poor person: "What did the 'B' stand for?"
Sir Billiam the III: "BROKE"

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Er Er Sir

Kong Wing Cheung (江永祥), Kevin Kong, another idiot without brain in HK Police Force. He says ‘er... errr...’ too often so people call him ‘Er Er Sir’ or (江er祥).

He created lot of quotes for us such as ‘Er... We have to widen the frame.’ (Er... 大家就係可能要將個畫面拉闊啲) and ‘I’m always a polite person.’ (我從來都係一個有禮貌嘅人) and he’s just like a drunk guy telling lies that no one believes

Er Er Sir: Errr... errr... I don’t know English neither Chinese.

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Sir Pimps alot

A nickname for someone who pimps alot.

a pimp with a large variety of hoes with him

Speaker A: "Jermey can be such a pimp right? look at him with all his hoes."

Speaker B: "he's more like a Sir Pimps alot if you ask me. i can never find him when i need him."

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Sir Jimothy The Wise

One of the greatest men of the civil age. An incredibly noble and kind sir. Although straight it is rumored he had many secretive homosexual relationships.

Sir Jimothy The Wise was the greatest philosopher of our time.

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Sir Arthur Dayne

Pulling a "Sir Arthur Dayne" is having morning sex. Derived from Game of Thrones where Sir Arthur Dayne is known as the Sword of the Morning.

So man, did you kick that chic out last night or did you pull a Sir Arthur Dayne?

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sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

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sir-limp-a-lot

Someone who fails to get erections, even with hot girls with big boobs.

"His name is sir-limp-a-lot, he likes to eat garbage and he has an under bite.

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