Skunk daddy

Smelly guy with a large sum of money.

Nellie dated this skunk daddy but then she got a job.

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Skunk runner

N: one who must run naked around a house because they are terrible at a given game and has been skunked.

V: To run around a house (usually durring a party) completely naked because of being skunked at any particular game.

N: HaHaHa. Look! We have another skunk runner!

V: I am very good at drinking games, therefore I have never had to skunk run.

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skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

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time skunk

A person who wastes your time

Have you seen a time skunk lately?

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Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.

This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III

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Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...

yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment

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shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

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