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Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.
pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Bro he’s showing off but we all know he has a slim ricky
Slim baby is a female who is a die hard fan for Kevin gates. It doesn't matter what wrong he does, they still going to be cheering him on. A slim baby is a classy girl that has a ghetto twist.
That girl got Kevin gates quote tattooed on her, she must be a slim baby.
a slim mill is that one girl who lives far away but you talk to her everyday and she wants a lot of attention
dude mariella is such a slim mill
When a man that doesn't really have muscles looses weight for a special occasion.
aka..man diet
Rob's tryin to get Gent slim for his Bahamas trip.
Mikey looks like he lost weight. Yeah, he got gent slim for the wedding.