Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
Jenn: bihhh, guess who’s my new smash buddy?
Sarah: tell me...
Jenn: Johnny... we’ve been smash buddies for like 2 weeks now
To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.
Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
masterbating furiously
jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style
Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.
AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!
(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)
A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff
Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework
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