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The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)
I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!
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When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.
That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.
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The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.
"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."
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Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.
Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?
Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!
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pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.
Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!
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To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.
Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.
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to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia
Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel
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