plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

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Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

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Greedy squirrel

Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.

Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!

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flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

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squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

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shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

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squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

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