poo -on -a -stick

Poo on a stick was an innovation in self defense technology that hit markets in the 1990's. It was discovered and distributed by the Upright Citizens Brigade in an attempt to promote mass chaos.

Get back or I'll hit you with my poo -on -a -stick!

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head on a stick

(Def. 1): A popular method of intimidation in ancient history; where the winning army cuts off the heads of defeated soldiers, impaling them on a pike or stick to demoralize and frighten the conquered people. It was also used after an execution to make a public example of the consequences of breaking the law.

(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.

After the BP Oil Spill; many Americans would like to see Tony Hayward's head on a stick, myself included.

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stick it to them

Demonstrating to the opposition you will not be a pushover. In many cases, this term is associated with a positive cause, such as friendly competition in sports, or political statements or acts against oppressive policies.

Cheering on his son's soccer team, Bill shouted "Go Tigers Go! Stick it to them"

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Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

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pixie sticks

Basically just flavored sugar. Comes in many different colors.

Often known to give grade schoolers a sugar high. Middle schoolers ocassionally sniff pixiesticks through their nose, acting as if they are cool in doing so. This usually results in a horrible headache.

Kid 1: Hehe! I sniffed pixiesticks. I'm so high!
Kid 2: Shut the hell up.

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bag of sticks

A gay person; a faggot;

That kid is such a bag of sticks, look at what he's doing!

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Butt stick

A long thin object retrieved from a curtain Youth leaders ass crack

Ewwww, get the butt stick away from me!!!