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Straight Jackin' is the act of making love to ones self, with strictly no female aid. Further still, there can be no existing sexual relationship with a female at the time you are said to Straight Jackin'. In summery, Draining your nuts with No downside whatsoever.
Straight Jackin' can be compared to the notion that you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave, only Straight Jackin' is a far superior ideology in that there is no chance of contracting an std, no money spent, and even more importantly, no female afterthought.
Join the movement!
"Straight Jackin' will save you that Bullshit!" - Crunch (The Big Hit - 1998)
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Very top quality Crack cocaine. Will not break if it is dropped from 6 ft. On a tile floor or thrown against a wall.
I just finished whipping up some straight drop, nigga.
"Man you got any good shit?"
"I got str8 drop nigga, 30 fo a dub."
"Fasho!!"
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The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.
Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”
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Like booling but more chill. Usually done with da boiz and can accompany hookey. Often involves drugs.
We be straight booling with these cookies yo
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" Straight to Business"
Getting straight to the point, straight to the purpose, wasting no time, straight to business..
"I got my milk, i got my cereal, straight to business"
"Ima drop $1,000 on my first date with her so i can cop quick, straight to business"
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When and girl is into guys more than girls but still likes girls and a guy is into girls more than guys but still likes guys
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Similar to the vogue, in this version an obvious queen strikes poses that are meant to appear masculine.
That queen was straight voguing so hard I thought I was looking at a GQ ad.
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