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Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.
Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.
Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off
Jakes wife made him do the red stranger
The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.
Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.
Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.
When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.
Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!
overrated generic netflix show that contains the most cancerous fanbase to date.
person 1 (talking to person 3): dude there's a lot of people that are talking about the new stranger things season.
person 2: "cHRiSsY wAKe uUUHP"
doods do u like my hellfire club shirt??!1!1?!1
*does the rock horns and sticks tongue out*
person 3: well I was gonna watch it, but now I'll probably just go home and suck off a 12 gauge
THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE
parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.
if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?
then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
The best Netflix show for people who like,gore,fear,etc
Person:Hey wanna watch Stranger things?
Other person: YES