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When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard
Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
East coast(mainly Jersey) meaning having a big dick.
Oh yeah Mikey’s girl said he’s Hung Swiss. I said who’s horse is that
When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.
"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"
When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.
Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!
The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act
"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"
"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."