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Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.
Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?
The whore gave me a salami tattoo.
One who gains clientele by frequenting tattoo shops or parlors and undercutting their prices.
What's that guy up to? Awe, he's just a tattoo poacher.
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.
As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.
If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.
Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole