Ur mom

A comeback that works for everything

Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.

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soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

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ur mom

Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.

SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about?
ASHLEY: ur mom.

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Soccer mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no children, no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her kids are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freek” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered.

Soccer mom insecure robot

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mom tard

a young adult who dont work and lives with mom

he is still a mom tard

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soccer moms

1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.

2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.

"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--"

"Mini-Van, ball, now!"

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Mom

Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.

Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."

Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"

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