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Large, Vile, Atroucous man eating, poo-flinging animal.
Keep that monkey away from me. I hate it! The last time it was here, My walls got a poop redecorating!
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Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.
"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"
"See? I told you he was!"
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1) To play video football, esp. when without gaming talent
2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.
A) After a hard day at work, Leroy went home, had some scotch, and Killed some Monkeys for an hour or two. He then felt much better.
B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.
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trump monkey (def): One who, when when faced with anti-Trump comments, responds only with name-calling and other (metaphorical) feces-slinging, rather than intelligent discourse. It's like arguing with a monkey at the zoo.
When asked about Trump's lie that "everyone will be covered" by Trumpcare , the Trump monkey response was, "you're an asshat tool of the fake news media!"
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A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
"The monkey claw is smelly"
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A figure of speech meaning to create a mess out of a good situation
Player: We have a big lead lets put the bench warmers in
Coach: This is the championship game. Starters will stay in. We don't want to monkey it up
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A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.
I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!
Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com
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