Cunny syndrome

It is a syndrome where someone is attracted to anime lolis. This syndrome can also be applicated to people who play
Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Arknights, Azur Lane, and every other gacha game or anime that has animated 2d children below the age of 12 or has the physiology of a kid below 12 years old.

Floyd: hey do you know that guy named Kert?
George: Yeah
Floyd: I think he has Cunny syndrome
George: why do you think so?
Floyd: he plays Blue Archive, and he keeps sending this :sob: emoji whenever someone sends an anime loli image.

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eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.

Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.

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Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

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scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

Saitama syndrome

When you've become so overwhelmingly powerful that you lose all interest in competing. Frequently used in competitive gaming.

Named after Saitama from One Punch Man who got bored finishing every fight after just one punch.

Serral has dominated in StarCraft 2 for so long, he must be suffering from Saitama syndrome.

Biggielous Syndrome

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.